Animal Jokes

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Raccoon's Will

Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?
A: "Leave it to Beaver."

Categories: Animal Jokes
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Traveling Salesman West Virginia

A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.  "Son, is your mother home?" The little boy nods yes. "Can I see her please?" The boy nods again, and they go around to the back of the house where they find the mother on the ground, humping away with a sheep. "Son, do you see what your mother is doing?" The boy nods yes. "Do you know what that is?" The boy nods. "Doesn't that bother you?" "Naaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Shaded Elephant

Q: Why do elephants wear sunglasses?
A: So no one will recognize them.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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