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Scottsmen With Kilts
Q: Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
A: The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.
Categories:
Animal Jokes
(Sheep Jokes)
, Sex Jokes
(Bestiality Jokes)
, Ethnic / Country Jokes
(Scottish Jokes)
, Riddles
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Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: Sent by Lou
Termite Bar
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Categories:
Animal Jokes
, Bar Jokes
(Animal in Bar Jokes)
, Bar Jokes
(Walks Into a Bar)
, Animal Jokes
(Insect Jokes)
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Submitted BY: AnaK
Hydrophobia
Embarrassed to tell anyone about my crocodile being afraid of water. I mean, who do you talk to when you have a reptile dysfunction.
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Copyright © 2014 - Mohib Chawdhuri - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: MohibChawdhuri
