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Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked."Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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Naughty Elephant
Q: Why can't elephants go swimming at the pool?
A: Because they can't keep their trunks up.
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Mousetrap
Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
A: C-A-T!
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