Alcohol Jokes

Beer Hormones

Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes)
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Anonymous

Redneck Fridge

You might be a redneck if you have a refrigerator just for beer.

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes)
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Anonymous

Sunday Sermon

In Church on Sunday morning, the preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching a sermon. After speaking for about 10 minutes he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd throw it in the river!"  Then he talked some more and a little while later he said, "If I had all the wine in the world, I'd throw it in the river!"  After that statement, he kept ranting and raving until about 15 minutes later when he said, "If I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd throw it in the river!"  Then he talked for a few more minutes and sat down. Then, the choir director stood up and with a sheepish smile on her face she said, "now will the congregation please stand and join us in singing hymn number 134, LET'S ALL GATHER AT THE RIVER!

Categories: Religion Jokes (Protestant Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Wine Jokes)
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