Kiel's Jokes

Unlucky

Saw a sign in a shop window that said "Big Sale. Last Week"
Just my luck, missed it.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Deep Color

Q: What happened when Tyrone fell into a vat of coloring?
A: Ty died.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Lost Rabbit

There is a rabbit hopping around my street looking lost, confused and neglected.
Anyone know how to deal with stray hares?

Categories: Animal Jokes (Rabbit Jokes) , Word Play Jokes (Rabbit Jokes)
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips