Kiel's Jokes

Busted

Caught my wife having sex with my best friend.
She can pack her bags and get out and he's going back to the dog shelter.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Shave

My wife asked when we were going out. "After a shave," I told her. "You shaved this morning" she said. "Yeah," I replied "I wasn't talking about me"

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Filing Fine

Just been to the new taxidermist restaurant.
Stuffed now.

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Written By: KielPhillips