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The judge handed the accused a piece of paper and asked him to read what was written on it, You should have seen the trouble he had saying "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
Started reading the dictionary last week. Today my friend asked how far I'd gotten, "Halfway" I said. "Wow!" he exclaimed with disbelief "You're at 'm' already?"
Went to the doctor with Depression. People say I'm cruel for naming my daughter that, but my wife said we should name her after the state I was in when I heard the news.
