Kiel's Jokes

Accomplishments

There are two ways to approach a task. The way I do it, or on drugs.
It's my way or the high way.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Strokes

Apparently the 'Stroke Ward' in a hospital isn't a human petting zoo.

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Grandma

Girls find it creepy that I have sex in the same bed my grandma died in.
I mean, I'll move her once I've saved enough for a funeral.

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Written By: KielPhillips