Kiel's Jokes

Strokes

Apparently the 'Stroke Ward' in a hospital isn't a human petting zoo.

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Elton John - Wind

David Furnish has a terrible flatulence problem. Poor Elton John.
It seems to me, he lives his life, just handling the wind.

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Fast Start

I don't mean to boast, but I was so good at being born, they gave me a certificate for it.

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Written By: KielPhillips