Kiel's Jokes

Rich Aroma

I've just read an article about a 91 year old woman who lives with 130 cats. The smell of piss and shit must be horrendous. I don't know how the cats put up with it.

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Granny Rules

My Grandad was wounded by a German during the war
Granny Schneider found him in bed with another woman and shot him

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Lactose Woes

The Lactose Intolerant Society have asked me to come up with a few puns for their new information brochure.
They don't want anything cheesy though.

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