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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - McDonald's

Yo mama so fat, the only thing keeping her from McDonald's is the door!

Yo Mama - Milk Dud

Yo momma's so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!

Yo Mama - Whole Court

Yo mama so fat that when she plays volleyball she plays the whole court.

Yo Mama - Hometown

Yo momma's so fat, when we asked her what her hometown is, she said, "Buffet."

Yo Mama - Monster Truck

Yo momma is so so fat, when she sat on a monster truck she made it a low-rider!