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The best jokes and joke writers!

Yo Mama - Congressman

Yo Mama is so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.

Yo Mama - Ears Popped

Yo momma's so fat, when I got on top of her, my ears popped.

Yo Mama - Christopher Columbus

Yo momma's so fat, Christopher Columbus claimed her as the new world!

Yo Mama - Target

Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

Yo Mama - Skittles

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow Skittles popped out.