Yo Momma Jokes - Yo Momma So Fat

Yo Mama - Mayo

Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

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Yo Mama - Blue Jeans

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

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Yo Mama - Eclipse

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

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