Profession Jokes - Police Jokes

Beltway Crawl

A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?" The Officer replies, "President Biden was just implicated in another scandal with his son Hunter and he's all depressed. He stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million he owes his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him". "Oh really? How much have you collected so far?" "I've got a lot of folks still siphoning, but right now I have about three hundred gallons."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats)
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Anonymous

911 Advice

Q: What did the 911 operator say to the caller dangling from window ledge?
A: She told him to please hold.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
Anonymous

Egg Run

Q: What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?
A: Everybody scramble!

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
Submitted BY: 3Dbabble