Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Burning Sensation

A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,"  Doctor, my penis has been burning lately." And the doctor said reassuringly, "Don't worry son, that just means someone is talking about it."

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Mesothelioma

Q: How do doctors treat mesothelioma?
A: Asbestos they can.

Anonymous

Busy Bee Doctor

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bee.
Well buzz off I'm busy!

Anonymous