Profession Jokes - Dentist Jokes
Knock Knock - Dennis
Dennis says I need to have a tooth out!
The $100 Tooth
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.
I'm a Moth
A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth."
The dentist replies "You shouldn't be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist..." The guys replies, "I am seeing a psychiatrist." The dentist says, "Well then what are you doing here?" And the guy says, "Your light was on."
Gave the dentist a piece of my mind yesterday after he made a shoddy job of my filling. I did feel bad at one point though when I thought he was going to cry.
But hey, the tooth hurts.
I once dated a dental hygienist.
She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.