Profession Jokes - Dentist Jokes
Be kind to your dentist...
He has fillings too.
Blonde Needs Braces
A dentist tells a blonde that she needs braces. The blonde says, "Why? I can walk just fine." When the dentist explains that braces are for her teeth, she replies, "But my teeth don't walk."
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth. "Aha, cavity! I'll have to drill this one out!", says the dentist. "Oh no, I'd rather have a child!!!", cries the lady. "In that case, I will have to adjust the chair first", replies the dentist.
Guru And Novocaine
Q: Why did the guru refuse Novocaine when he went to his dentist?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Q: What does a dentist get on his five-year work anniversary?
A: A little plaque.