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Dentist Love

Be kind to your dentist...

He has fillings too.

Blonde Needs Braces

A dentist tells a blonde that she needs braces. The blonde says, "Why? I can walk just fine." When the dentist explains that braces are for her teeth, she replies, "But my teeth don't walk."

Adjust the Chair

A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth. "Aha, cavity! I'll have to drill this one out!", says the dentist. "Oh no, I'd rather have a child!!!", cries the lady.  "In that case, I will have to adjust the chair first", replies the dentist.

Guru And Novocaine

Q: Why did the guru refuse Novocaine when he went to his dentist?

A: He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Dentist Recognition

Q: What does a dentist get on his five-year work anniversary?

A: A little plaque.