The $100 Tooth

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.

Blonde Needs Braces

A dentist tells a blonde that she needs braces. The blonde says, "Why? I can walk just fine." When the dentist explains that braces are for her teeth, she replies, "But my teeth don't walk."

Dentist and Manicurist

Q: Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?
A: They fight tooth and nail!