Profession Jokes - Dentist Jokes

The $100 Tooth

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes)
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Anonymous

Perfect Girlfriend

I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley. I met a Chinese woman who was a dentist. She had perfect teeth, which started me thinking: All dentists from all cultures apparently have perfect teeth. So, I am looking for a gynecologist for my next girlfriend!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes)
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Anonymous

Blonde Needs Braces

A dentist tells a blonde that she needs braces. The blonde says, "Why? I can walk just fine." When the dentist explains that braces are for her teeth, she replies, "But my teeth don't walk."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes)
Anonymous