Profession Jokes - Dentist Jokes
I'm a Moth
A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth."
The dentist replies "You shouldn't be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist..." The guys replies, "I am seeing a psychiatrist." The dentist says, "Well then what are you doing here?" And the guy says, "Your light was on."
Dental Profession in Arkansas
Q: Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas?
A: Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
Yes or No
Dr. Dave's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.
I once dated a dental hygienist.
She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.
At the Dentist
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs.
The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.”
“I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”