Profession Jokes - Dentist Jokes
Man and Wife at Dentist
A man and wife entered a dentist's office. The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." You're a brave woman said the dentist. Now, show me which tooth it is. The wife turns to her husband and says "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley. I met a Chinese woman who was a dentist. She had perfect teeth, which started me thinking: All dentists from all cultures apparently have perfect teeth. So, I am looking for a gynecologist for my next girlfriend!
Dental Profession in Arkansas
Q: Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas?
A: Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
Yes or No
Dr. Dave's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.
Q: Why don't dentists display their awards?
A: Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.