Profession Jokes - Dentist Jokes
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out his wallet. Seeing this the dentist said, "Please don't, you don't need to pay me now". The patient answered: "Pay you! I just want to count my money before I'm unconscious!"
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman, explaining that young Junior had gotten himself into quite a fix. "See, he was kissing his girlfriend, and when my wife and I came back from the movies we found them stuck together." "I'll come right over, Mr. Tuckerman," said the dentist calmly, "and don't worry about a thing. I have to unlock teenagers' braces all the time." Mr. Tuckerman whispered, "Yes, but from an IUD?"
Dentist and Manicurist
Q: Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?
A: They fight tooth and nail!
Q: What time is your dentist appointment?
A: Tooth Thirty
Yellow Teeth Fix
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie...