Profession Jokes

Doctor Spider

Q: What kind of doctors are like spiders?
A: Spin doctors!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Animal Jokes , Profession Jokes
Anonymous

Who am I!?

I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psychologist. He used to tell me about all the patients he had seen. One of the most interesting cases he told me about involved a schizophrenic with multiple personality disorder. At times this person believed himself to be a temptress in a Bizet opera. At other times he was convinced that he was the head of the German Luftwaffe in WW II. The consensus of the practitioners was that the poor fellow didn't know if he was Carmen or Goerring...

Categories: Profession Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes)
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Anonymous

Not the Intended Profession

A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!" The guy says, "But this isn't just any dog... this dog can play the piano!" The bartender hooks a thumb over at a piano in the corner, "If that dog can play that piano, you both get a drink on the house!" The guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing.  Ragtime, Mozart... and the bartender and patrons are loving it. Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out.  The bartender asks the guy, "What was that all about?" The guy replies, "Oh, that was his mother.  She wanted him to be a dentist."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Art & Music Jokes (Pianist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
Anonymous