Profession Jokes

Cool Doc

Q: Who's the coolest man in the hospital?
A: The hip replacement guy.

Anonymous

Appear on Television

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
Wednesday, October 21, 1992 In July, Danny Fouts, his wife and her sister, while in New York City to appear on the "Sally Jessy Raphael" show to discuss their arrest for shoplifting their wedding supplies on their wedding day in March, were arrested for stealing from the New York Ramada Hotel the TV show had booked them in for their stay.

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Anonymous

Flea Cure

Patient: Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?
Doctor: Maybe, what made them sick?

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Anonymous