Profession Jokes

A Golfer And A Sky-Diver

Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

Categories: Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sports Jokes , Profession Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Repeat Illness

Doctor: Have you ever had this before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous

English Teacher

I'm dating an English teacher who keeps correcting my grammar during sex.
She gets particularly annoyed about my improper use of the colon.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
Anonymous