Hospital Work

It's so strange to work in a hospital. In one room there's a father holding his son for the first time. In another room there's a son holding his father for the last time.
And yet in another room there's a guy with a remote stuck in his anus. It's the circle of life.

Depressed Dentist

Q: What do you call a depressed dentist?
A: A little down in the mouth.

Refusal to Speak

A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!"
The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"