Profession Jokes

Depressed Dentist

Q: What do you call a depressed dentist?
A: A little down in the mouth.

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Refusal to Speak

A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!"
The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"

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Brilliant Advice

Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, don't do that.

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