Profession Jokes

Three Most Commonly Asked Questions

What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?

  1. How much money do you have?
  2. Where can you get more?
  3. Do you have anything you can sell?

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes) , Money Jokes (Currency Exchange Jokes)
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Anonymous

What's Up Doc?

Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on. "I'm about to close,"  the surgeon says. The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let you do that! I'll close my own incision!" The doctor hands him the thread and says, "Go ahead... Suture self"!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Anonymous

Chiro Tunes

Q: What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?
A: Hip-Pop

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous