Radio Astronomers

Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.
A: None. They aren't interested in that short wave stuff.

Testing a New Recruit

Police Chief says, "As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?" New Recruit replies, "Call for backup!"

Shingles

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room. A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, shingles. The doctor asked, "Where?" Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?!"