Profession Jokes

Duck Doctor

Q:  What kind of doctor treats ducks?
A:  A quack!

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Vulture and Lawyer

Q: What is the difference between a vulture and a lawyer?
A: The vulture eventually lets go.

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Police Stop

A cop stops a miner for speeding on the highway.
COP: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: mine

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