Word Play Jokes

Native Customs

A Native American walks into a bar with a cat, a bag of shit and a shotgun. He asks for a bottle of whiskey and immediately downs it. He throws the bag of shit up in the air, shoots it with his shotgun, and takes a big bite of the cat's ass. The bartender asks, "Buddy, what the hell are you doing?" The Native American responds, "I want to be like the white man: get drunk, shoot the shit and eat pussy."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
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Skeleton Who Won't Get Up

Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings?
A: Lazy bones!

Categories: Appearance Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Werewolf Family Tree

Q: Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
A: The whatwolves and whenwolves!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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