Blonde Pooltable

A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and she'll rack your balls.

Religious Misquitoes

Q: Why are mosquitoes religious?
A: They prey on you!

Blonde Puzzle

Two young blondes are sitting at a table in a coffee shop in such an obviously celebratory mood that a man drifts over intending to offer to buy them drinks. When he gets close he hears one say to the other "Here's to 17 days!" Smiling, the man says, "Congratulations! What's so special about 17 days?" The blondes' eyes twinkling, one of the happy to explains, "Well, we've been spending our evenings working on a jigsaw puzzle! And it said 3-5 years on the box, but we finished it in only 17 days!"