Word Play Jokes

Scottish Sheep and Peruvian Goat

Q: What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat?
A: The Dolly Llama.

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Yo Mama - Calendar

Yo mama so ugly, she couldn't get a date on a calendar.

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Fastest Way to a Man's Heart

Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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