Word Play Jokes

Naughty Bee

Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A: Bee-hive yourself!

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Beautiful Body

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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Cheating Man

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

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