Word Play Jokes

Dinner Helmet -Riddles

Q: Why did the lady wear a racing helmet to dinner?
A: She was on a crash diet.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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Final Curtain

Q: What part of your body is the last to stop working when you die?
A: Your pupils. They dilate.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Fish Wall -Riddles

Q: What did the fish say when he hit a wall?
A: Dam!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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