Word Play Jokes

Whore With Runny Nose

Q: What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
A: Full.

Anonymous

Blonde and Soda Cap

Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda's bottle cap and putting it back on?
A: Because it said, "Sorry, try again."

Anonymous

Finger Food

Q: Do zombies eat Halloween candy with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers later.

Anonymous