Word Play Jokes

Little Prick

I was pruning roses when I hurt myself. I called my doctor for advice, but they called me a pervert and hung up on me as soon as I told them I had a prick in my hand.

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Garlic

Q: What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
A: His bark was much worse than it's bite!

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What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?

Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim. Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!

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