Word Play Jokes

Stinky Woman

Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor. "Do you wash?" the doctor asked the smelly young girl. "Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and I wash up as far as possible." "Well," the doctor concluded, "Go home and wash 'possible'!"

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Legolas Horse

Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse?
A: Elf-elf-a

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Switzerland Perks

Q: What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland?
A: Well, the flag's a big plus.

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