Word Play Jokes

Spouse Respect

I get no respect with my wife. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand; she lit it.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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You Came From A Bucket

"Daddy?" the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from?" "Ask your mother," he replied. "I did," the kid said. "But I don't think she was telling the truth. She said I came from a bucket." "Hmm.." chuckled his dad. "That's about the size of it..."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Blue Water

Q: Where can you find an ocean without any water?
A: On a map!

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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