Word Play Jokes

Fish Transportation

Q: How do the fish get to school?
A: By octobus!

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Sea Wear

Q: What lives in a drawer in a pineapple under the sea?
A: Spongebob's spare pants.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Diana's Funeral

Q: Why did Elton John sing at Diana's funeral?
A: Because he is the only queen who gives a fuck.

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