Word Play Jokes

Happy New Year

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

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Mexican Eyes

Q: What do you call a Mexican with three eyes?
A: Ay, ay, ay!

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Ugly

A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassing a young girl as she walked by the construction site. She completely ignored him, and just kept on walking. Annoyed the worker yelled "Well you're an ugly bitch anyway!" The girl turned around and replied "It must be terrible when even an ugly bitch won't give you the time of day?"

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