Word Play Jokes

Monica Testifying

Q: How did we know that Monica would testify?
A: Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed.

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Ghost Out

Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A: He is mist.

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Rolling Stones V Scotsman

Q: What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?
A: One says "Hey, you, get out of my cloud." The other says "Hey, McCloud, get out of my ewe."

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