Word Play Jokes

That Was No Piccolo

Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my wife."

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Mormon Kids

Q: Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?
A: Because 30 is too many!

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Tough Ass

Q: What is tougher than a Pitbull with AIDS
A: The guy who gave it to him.

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