Word Play Jokes

Bird Language

Q: What language do birds speak?
A: Pigeon English!

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Yo Mama - Ocean Breeze

Yo mama so smelly, an old blind geezer walking by asked her, "Yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"

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Chips And Dip

Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.

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