Word Play Jokes

Call The Doctor

A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?" He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron." The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?" He says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
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Pregnant Tree

Q: How does a tree get pregnant?
A: By a woodpecker!

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Animal Infidelity

Q: What happened when Snoopy found out his girl cheated on him?
A: He bitch-slapped her.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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