Word Play Jokes

The $100 Question

A smart blonde, Santa Claus, and a leprechaun are in a kitchen. There is a $100 dollar bill on the floor.
Q: Who picks it up?
A: Nobody, because none of them exist.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Smart Blonde Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Those Dumb Blondes

Q: What does a blonde do after she finishes sucking c**k?
A: Spits out the feathers.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody

This is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everbody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

Categories: Work & Office Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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