Word Play Jokes

Here Somewhere

Went to a music store looking for the Cello Concerto in D. I searched the place for over an hour with no luck. As I was about to give up and leave, I decided to have a look through other composers section on the off chance it was put in there by mistake. Eventually I found it. Haydn in the Bach.

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Blonde Kool-Aid

Q: Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
A: Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.

Anonymous

Ectoplasm

Just watched the porn version of Ghostbusters. What a predictable ending.
Slimer.

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