Word Play Jokes - Fish Jokes

Shark Week - Favorite Song

Q: What's a hammerhead shark's favorite song?
A: U Can't Touch This

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week) , Art & Music Jokes (Singer Jokes) , Riddles
Submitted BY: Crosley Fields

Fish

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.
A: Because they travel in schools.

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Shark Week - No Swimming

Little boy to mother: “Mommy, can I go swimming?”
Mother: “Certainly not. The sea’s too rough, there’s a terrible rip tide and a dangerous offshore current, and I’ve heard this coast is infested with jellyfish and sharks.”
Little boy: “But Daddy went swimming!”
Mother: “I know, but he has excellent life insurance.”

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week)
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