Word Play Jokes - Fish Jokes
Guitar and Tuna
Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
Where to Find Fish
Q: Where are most fish found?
A: Between the head and the tail!
Q: Why did the lobster blush?
A: Because the sea weed!
Salt Water -Riddles
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!