Word Play Jokes

Slug And Run

Q: What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?
A: I'll get you next slime!

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Anonymous

Angelic Love

Man 1: "My wife is an angel."
Man 2: "Lucky you. Mine's still alive."

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Anonymous

French Dance

I'm doing a seminar on how to improve your performance of energetic French dance.
It's called, catch me if you can-can.

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Written By: KielPhillips