Word Play Jokes

Witchy Candle

Q: Why is a witch like a candle?
A: They are both wicked!

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Who Gets It

There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman, and Mickey Mouse. They see a $50 bill on the street. Who picks it up? The perfect woman, because the other two are fictional characters!

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Pekingese Tomcat

Q: What do you get if cross a Tomcat with a Pekingese?
A: A Peking Tom!

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