Word Play Jokes

A Reindeer Joke

Q: What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
A: This one will sleigh you !

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Yo Mama - Weight

Yo mama got on the scale last year; I would tell you how much she weighs but its still spinning.

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Black And Yellow Buzzing Along

Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
A: A bee in an airplane!

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