Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Scale Talk

Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale it begs her to GET OFF!

Anonymous

Inside Out

Q: Why did the gorilla jump off the building?
A: He wanted to show what kind of stuff he was made of.

Anonymous

You Look Familier

Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Hello mommy!

Anonymous