Pigeon In Flight

Baby pigeon said, "I can't make it; I'll get too tired." His mother said, "Don't worry; I'll tie a piece of string to one of your legs and the other end to mine." The baby started to cry. "What's wrong?" said the mother. "I don't want to be pigeon towed!"

Cave Dweller

Q: What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
A: Stalagmice!

Easily Amused

Q: Why do blondes have more fun
A: They are easier to keep amused.