Troops to Bush and Rumsfeld

Q: What did the troops say to Bush and Rumsfeld when they told them to march to Baghdad?
A: We Kuwait!

Giddy Up

Q: Why do jockeys like to drive Shelby Mustangs?
A: Because they love horsepower.

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• Why You Are Up for Adoption
• Grandpa Gets a Casket
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• Oh, the Things That You'll Learn When You Talk to a Stranger!
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• When Everyone Finds Out You Wet the Bed